PumpCat, mouth open, mid-businessPumpCat Poop$PCP
$PCP · solana · still going

PumpCatPOOP

He ate the pump.
Now he can't stop dumping.

an orange cat swallowed the whole pump off the kitchen floor. it comes back out as green pills, nonstop, and every pill that hits the floor is a dump on the chart. somebody has to scoop.

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PumpCat looking back over his shoulder, tongue out, eyes pointing two ways, dropping green pills onto a pile he is very proud of
poke himhe drops more
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▶ Scoop duty · he's loose 0/8

01 · the houseSCOOP DUTY

he's loose and he can't hold it. every pill that lands, you click before it goes red. a red pill turns into a red candle, and five red candles is a rug. eight rooms, and he gets faster in every one.

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Room 1 · the hallway rug

he just walked in from the kitchen with that look on his face. get the scooper.

the house

    scoop log

    the scooper is clean. for now.

    02 · clinic recordsTHE VET FILE

    one visit per room. the vet writes it down, the patient says something unhelpful, and the file gets another stamp. clear a room to open its page.

    his face: one eye on you, one eye on the chart, tongue out in pure relief
    THE FACE

    one eye is on you and the other one is on the chart, and neither of them is sorry. the tongue comes out every time a pill does. he calls it the relief candle.

    tail straight up, a single pill on the way out
    THE TAIL

    when the tail goes straight up like an antenna, something is coming. it has never once been a false signal. traders would kill for an indicator this reliable.

    a heap of green and white pills, each one with little x eyes
    THE PILE

    every pill has two little x's for eyes, because every pill is a small dead pump. he stacks them by the door so the owner steps in the portfolio first thing in the morning.

    03 · pharmacyTHE PRESCRIPTION

    the bottle is empty, obviously. he got into it before anyone read the label. the label is all we have left, and the contract is printed on it.

    Rx · $PCPhouse of the cat
    pharmacy · solana
    Rx #
    not filled yet
    patient
    PumpCat · orange · male · unrepentant
    drug
    pumpcat poop, 1 capsule
    qty
    1,000,000,000 capsules
    directions
    do not give to cat. cat already took all of it.
    refills
    every time he finds another pump
    tap the label to copyrx ready
    supply
    1B

    one billion capsules. i counted every single one on the way out, which took a while, and i was not in any kind of hurry.

    liquidity
    burned

    the liquidity went in the litter box and the litter box went out with the trash on tuesday. nobody is digging for it. trust me, you do not want to dig for it.

    tax
    0%

    i do not charge for what comes out of me. it was free going in, it is free coming out, and that is the most honest fee structure on this chain.

    ownership
    renounced

    the dev tried to hold the leash. i dumped on the leash. now nobody holds anything, least of all me, and least of all my bowels.